Wir Bauen Eine Neue Stadt
Me: Oh man, I’m so tired.
Idiot: You probably need to refresh your inner water.
Me: You mean, like… Drink some water because I’m dehydrated?
Idiot: No, no, that’s not what I mean at all. You need to be thankful to your inner water and it will refresh you.
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(via whoarethesepeopleinmyhouse)

my friend the lovely and amazing and beautiful clare has started a blog about how awful her housemates are

(via culturalmarxist)

This actually sounds like something a woman in my course would say. She is strange. Like, she carries a heart shape piece of rose quartz with her everywhere and beside her as she sleeps as it protects her from evil. Right.. do you throw it? Wouldn’t a screw driver have been cheaper? Or a knife? 

(via fortyshadesofgrey)

I like that you’re so Dublin that the first weapon you could think of was a screwdriver. That makes me happy for some reason.
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